I wish I had some amazing awesome news to share with readers. I would love to post a message saying that I had an appointment with a doc who might have a solution to the esophageal spasms. I would be so thrilled to post these messages but, as the song goes, the thrill is gone.
I can post that I am a slightly better place than I was yesterday. Yesterday, I felt like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. I certainly had that dark little cloud hanging over my head.
I think I can usually handle most challenges with a moderate amount of grace. I like to think that I am more optimistic than pessimistic. I certainly can’t claim to be much of an optimist right now. I am noticing a downward trend on the emotions.
How do I fail at optimism? sit back and let me count the ways (while mustering as much humor as I can to find something positive about each one).
1. My car tires need to be replaced. Another flat tire and the guy changing tire said same thing as last guy – they need to be replaced as soon as possible. I figure I might be able to squeeze that into my budget in 2014. On a positive note, I opted in on the auto insurance with roadside assistance and it has paid for itself already.
2. Medicaid is not approving two medications that I take daily and I don’t have an extra $469 a month laying around to buy the medication. Waiting for docs office to submit the paperwork for approval but also realize that even with letter, the medication still may be denied. The medication is for my narcolepsy so meanwhile, I am unable to sleep and unable to keep alert during the day. As much as I hate the vampire craze, I would make an excellent vampire because narcolepsy causes your body to be confused about when you should be sleeping and when you should be awake. Plus side…being in a constant fog takes the edge off of dirty dishes and daytime tv.
3. TV broke. I am now watching while crocheting on a little crap tv. Yeah, in the grand scheme of life, it might not sound so bad but when you consider how much time I am hooked to feeding tube/iv pole – it certainly helped pass the time. Positive…squinting makes me look more interested in what is on tv.
4. Everything is sagging and it is disgusting to have this excess skin hanging everywhere. Not quite the mental pic anyone wants and it certainly isn’t helping my self-esteem. Halloween is the only day of the year when bat wings might possibly be in vogue…that’s about it on positive and it only counts if you actually dress up as a bat on Halloween.
5. Blood levels are still low (and so is energy). The iron/blood infusions brought the numbers up but not up to normal levels and until they drop back to danger zone, no treatment. This means chronic fatigue, lightheaded, blah blah….plus side, I don’t HAVE to be awake during the day. Not eating also means no junk food which means my cholesterol levels are fine and I don’t have to worry about gaining weight over the holidays.
6. Making too many scarves compared to the number sold. Crocheting keeps me occupied but I need to sell the damn things. Donated some to charity that I made with donated yarn. Yeah, it feels good to do this and I will continue to do so but it doesn’t help out financially. Positive (besides the obvious benefit of helping others), I can call myself a hooker (crochet hooker that is; get your mind out of the gutter).
7. Computer ready to croak – starting to give blue screen of death more than once each day. Sacrificed a chicken today so that might buy me a week or two. Positive to this is that I am not sitting at the computer long enough to cause tube/stoma discomfort and the chicken didn’t suffer much.
8. Beginning to resent having to shop for groceries and cook for the boys. While I am glad that what I make the boys say tastes great – I get irritated that I can’t eat any of it. Chew and spit isn’t even much of option because taste buds seem to have finally crapped out due to the ongoing bile vomit. Food is even beginning to smell gross to me. On the plus side, my dentist said my teeth were showing no wear, cavities and hardly needed cleaning.
9. Nutrition doc has recommended that I hook up for 2 hours around noonish to handle the low blood sugar issues that happen in the afternoon. Gee, 2 more hours trapped to the damned tube. On the positive side of this – I can keep informed about “who’s the daddy” by watching the Maury show at 1pm. (shoot me if I ever seriously find anything positive about the Maury show)
10. I am becoming more isolated each day and with winter fast approaching, I will be going out less and less (I have no cold tolerance anymore). On a positive, I can save money on deodorant. Yeah, that one is weak but there’s not much positive about this one.
11. I am losing hope and starting to fear that this is what I can expect to experience for the next 20 years or so. Damn, no way I am going to be able to turn this into a positive – not in my current state of mind. I know many say that I should that I should be content that I am alive. Days like these I feel that “existing” is not a substitute for “living”. Yeah, it is better to be alive rather than dead but this is not to be confused feeling fulfilled or living life. It’s proving harder than ever expected to find my new path.
12. If I hear one more person tell me about how someone they know had cancer and are just fine now, I swear I will not be able to restrain myself from causing them physical harm. This is not helpful…all it does is make me feel like I can’t even get surviving cancer right.
And if this wasn’t bad enough – did you know that you can kill 2 hours by using tweezers to remove all the hair off your legs one hair at a time. For the record, it is actually more pathetic than it sounds and not a recommended activity at 1:30am. It also causes very irritated skin the next day.
I fear it is going to be a long dark winter.